"wore the mount touchmore tee to ikea on a sunday. four strangers stopped me. most social interaction i've had in months. ordering again."

"expected aliexpress thickness. got something i could genuinely fight someone in. heavy cotton, fits perfect. ordering before i develop a conscience."

"told my girlfriend it was a gift for a friend. she believed me. wearing it now. it's heavy, fits perfectly. i feel nothing and everything simultaneously."

"bought the sir cumsalot tee purely to wear on a work zoom call. got promoted two weeks later. i'm not saying it's the shirt. i'm also not not saying it."